by TheRealSaj January 11, 2022

When you are masterbating while living with your parents, as a teenager, or you have roommates and someone walks in on you in the middle of doing it so you hide it
I've gotten caught bating many times but one time I had the movie step brothers on and I had the sound of porn on my phone. My mom walked in and I turned off my phone immediately but I was about to cum so I cut it off and I got my first case of blue balls. Like 10 or 20 minutes later my balls hurt so I got my porn back on and jerked off again the same thing happened again and my balls hurt so bad that I just finished while my mom was talking to me it was so embarrassing that I got caught bating
by GayGuyyyyy October 10, 2020

The description of a god amongst men. With a god like figure and crusty dirty toenails. A figure to be worshiped, followed and looked up to. We aspire to be identical to him and his figure and we are currently trying to transcribe his language, species and what planet it originated from. If you ever happen to cross paths with this thing, watch out for his pretzel attack.
by Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyy October 29, 2019

by cacnjrc January 6, 2019

Perfect would be an understatement. Like no one else. Jaw dropping, breath taking, beautiful, gorgeous, and plenty, plenty more. Absolutely stunning, fantastic in every way imaginable. With a smile that would make you weak to your knees, a mesmerizing laugh that could make you swear you’re in Heaven, un-believable eyes of an Angel, along with a smirk accompanied with a certain look that would warm your heart. You wouldn’t dare ask for a more ideal human being, it would be impossible. Everything you’d ever want in someone. Couldn’t find the Valley Overlook at French Fort Cove if she tried, but would be anyones first choice to go on an adventure with and find walking bridges (Train Tracks). Eye candy at the gym, you’d forget how many reps you had left if you locked eyes with her. A pure bundle of joy.
Answers to Sweetheart, Gorgeous, “Queen of Ranch” , and very few other names.
A personality you’d instantly fall in love with. Thoughtful, caring, trusting, a blessing, and so much more.
Truely amazing ; Ideal.
Answers to Sweetheart, Gorgeous, “Queen of Ranch” , and very few other names.
A personality you’d instantly fall in love with. Thoughtful, caring, trusting, a blessing, and so much more.
Truely amazing ; Ideal.
by SummerOf2021 August 10, 2021

by neuropathica October 16, 2016
