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Maxi Taxi

An upgrade on the Taxi Cab. Two in the front and five in the back.
How did Sarah get home last night? I heard she got a maxi taxi, but didn’t get in a cab
by Timothy Hardstaff February 1, 2021
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Taxi

Taxi is a word used for a certain Kajendran, that is so stunning to look at youll catch a migrane.
Ay Taxi why you so blinding g.
by anonymous April 21, 2022
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Taxis

A chili pepper and lime flavored chips rolled up like a blunt invented by the one and only FETTY JAKE.
Yo these taxis are bomb who invented these ?
The one and only fetty Jake my friend.
by Fuzzlemynizzle January 8, 2017
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Taxi Shower

A taxi shower is common in Wall Street when you are working long hours and do not have time to rest. In this case, you hail a cab, go home and shower quickly while the taxi waits, and head back to work immediately.
I will finish this project by Sunday morning. I’ll just take a taxi shower Sunday morning and can present to the clients Sunday noon.
by Anti-Legwarmers March 3, 2023
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Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
by Impaler August 27, 2013
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loco taxi

A game played when toking a spliff whereby each person has to take a toke and then hold their breath until the joint gets back to them they then breath out and take another toke adding on a toke each time it gets to you
"Hey Ash lets play loco taxi"
by jonthedopehead September 16, 2006
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Taxies

Thin rather good looking dudes, usually black, who date really fat chicks often white with kids during tax season to benefit of some of her extra large tax rebates.
"Bro what is up with all these thin dudes holding hands with all these fatties." "Hey yo its tax season, Taxies got to get working for that money too."
by PoeRaven January 10, 2024
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