Sneeze Money

To be so rich that you sneeze money (figuratively speaking)

Bob-"Man P. Diddy is so rich it's not even fair.."
Billy-"Every time he sneezes you know he sneeze money"

by playswitsquirls January 12, 2010

butthole sneeze

when you sneeze and a little poop comes out

Fluffy had a bag cold, when she sneezed it made her butthole sneeze also.

by Fluffy Orange Princess September 30, 2014

I’m Sneezing

The term “I’m sneezing” refers to a person emotion. You don’t understand it, you just feel it.

Person 1: “Bro I’m sneezing!”
Person 2: YEEEEAAAHHH

Person 1: “I’m sneezing and crying”
Person 2: “Me too man”

by What The Honk January 23, 2021

Crotch sneeze

When a man has a orgasm and he always ends up whit a pile of cum.

Man i i hate cum and i just want to climax and i usualy end up whit a crotch sneeze

by Howitzerz666 June 28, 2018

Meat sneezes

When an individual has consumed an inappropriate amount of meat that they have an uncontrollable sneezing fit.

Adam has the meat sneezes from eating to much brisket.

by Gingersnapped03 September 29, 2020

Constipation Sneeze

The act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement.

Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*

by Loller4429 September 26, 2016

Shotgun-Sneeze

A Shotgun-Sneeze is when someone has two sneezes whithin a few seconds of each other, and then in about 30 or so seconds they have two more. Like if you're nose was a dual barrel shotgun and it had to reload.

Hey, I just shotgun-sneezed!

by Colton 2266 July 04, 2021