"Dude, you said you'd be at my bar mitzvah last night and you didn't show up. You basicly gave me the quick-shaft."
by MidgetSlayer January 29, 2008

A blot clot stuck to the shaft of a penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual period.
After withdrawing his penis from his girlfriends bloody vagina he exclained in shock, "Damn girl!! That's the biggest shaft leech I've ever seen!!!"
by thecaptain1977 January 2, 2015

by warkrak March 15, 2011

When a car hookup is about to go down and someone opens the car looking for someone/something else and is encountered by two naked people about to do the do.
Alex: I was just going to find Mike and I opened his car door to find Jack and Ashley about to do the nasty. I just totally got stick shafted.
Jack: Alex, you're such a stick shaft.
Jack: Alex, you're such a stick shaft.
by stickshaft April 23, 2014

"Damn I thought that girls Shaft Spacer was going to split last night. "
"OMG that shaft spacer was stretched to the max bro"
"OMG that shaft spacer was stretched to the max bro"
by FannyMan76 March 30, 2022

by El Jenna December 25, 2013

The action of a man giving head to another man and his mustache dragging across the other man's shaft, like a broom across the floor
by BT34M October 10, 2018
