Screen banger

Some one who has sexual relationships with screen doors for pleasure

dave:did you see ol' man jankens
num nuts:no why?
dave:he have become a screen banger

by bigbuttballer69 October 3, 2011

screen fiend

A person who cannot live life without a technological screen in front of them - phone, tablet, p.c., t.v., movie, and even GPS device. They go from screen to screen in their waking hours and do not live live through their own eyes.

Jay: This eclipse is amazing, Shonda! I am so glad we are here witnessing it together.
Shonda: I know! I am capturing it on my phone so that we can watch later on my tablet! It probably looks better through a screen anyway...
Jay: You are such a screen fiend! Watch me leave you here through your device.

by von groovy August 8, 2017

First Screens

Giving your friend the first turn/round on a video game.

“Here’s the sticks bro, you got first screens”

by NonProfitProphet January 18, 2021

Screen ception

When someone layers a screen recorded clip of a screen recorded clip of something, typically a meme because people don’t know how to give credit to meme creators, or they do it because they purposely want it to look low quality because humor

“Dude! Kyle made the funniest meme yesterday” “yeah but Ben screen recorded it and called it his own, then Lucas screen recorded that clip cuz he doesn’t understand humor anymore” “damn, Lucas really doing a screen ception?“

by Pip the god April 16, 2020

Blue Screen

When your computer is either infected with a virus or has had an error. Basically a windows orgasm

Friend 1: Bruh my computer just blue screened what do I do.
Friend 2: Take that shit to at&t

by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022

Dual Screening

The art of watching a TV show whilst simultaneously tweeting constantly about it. Dual Screeners tend to tweet descriptive statements more frequently than opinions/reviews.
Some of the more talented Dual Screeners make following their commentary more entertaining than watching the real thing.

Person 1: Are you watching Masterchef tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I follow this guy on twitter who'll be dual screening it - I'll just read that.

by ABunnyDidIt June 2, 2012

screen perving

Playing with another person on the same screen using 'splitscreen' and continuously watching the other persons part of the screen in an attempt to use it to your advantage.

John is playing call of duty with his brother, Bob, on the same TV using splitscreen. John cannot find where Bob is on the screen, so he looks at Bob's part of the screen, finds his location by screen perving and kills him. John is a screen pervert.

by urbanofficialwords22 November 23, 2016