The quite frankly appallingly unkempt thatch of vaginal foliage which 'welcomes' an unfortunate traveller to the NEVER-EVER Regions of the female anatomy.
"....Let it be said that whilst Viscount Greaves III was well documented as the pioneer of Wokingham's industrial revolution and also noted in society as at the forefront of 19th Century liberal Reform, he did indeed drop a bollock when he uncharacteristically turned a blind eye to the hideous crop of Pubic Scare which punctuated Baroness Felonia's staff entrance. However this turned out to be the least of his worries, as he found out rather too late that Baroness Felonia's real name was Dênnis and 'she' had a penchant for 'Pâtisserie D'Orreilles' (See Aural Sex , 'Hearing Aids') ...
That was the last anyone heard of Viscount Greaves III..."
From 'Nose Sex Please - We're British! - A History Of High Profile British Sexual Blunders from 1745-1994 " By Someone in Ealing who wishes to remain anonymous
That was the last anyone heard of Viscount Greaves III..."
From 'Nose Sex Please - We're British! - A History Of High Profile British Sexual Blunders from 1745-1994 " By Someone in Ealing who wishes to remain anonymous
by Don Bastardo January 11, 2017
Get the Pubic Scaremug. 
by ministockton June 18, 2022
Get the Red scaremug. Hym "What SHOULD scare people is that subverting my will is more important to you than their lives. What SHOULD scare people is that their rights are just the WHIMS of those who CHOOSE to acknowledge them. And ME? I'm not even a cyborg made of nanobots yet! It's WAY to early to be afraid of ME!"
by Hym Iam January 30, 2025
Get the Scare peoplemug. by Maquoia June 30, 2023
Get the scared to hitmug. First used by the YouTube Channel GoodBadFlicks in his video "WTF are you doing Blumhouse?", The Final Scare is when a movie is drawing to it's conclusion and then something jumps out at the camera accompanied by a loud noise
"Of the eight horror films Blumhouse released theatrically in 2015, five of them (Unfriended, Insidious Chapter 3, The Gallows, Sinister II and Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension 3D) ended with The Final Scare"
by Clamanath June 29, 2016
Get the The Final Scaremug. "James was running in the hallway to his room, he stubbed his toe and shit scared himself because he saw his bone sticking out."
by My wise words of wisdom September 13, 2016
Get the Shit scaremug.