dirty sarpong

a teacher whos a complete wanker and keeps kids for detentions just to nonce on them

my teachers a dirty Sarpong

by dannydevitoishot October 11, 2021

mario sario

A jinn that is known to live in your closet and come out to tickle ur toes.. or eat them. This jinn is very silly but deadly.

This jinn is very common and deadly. Mario Sario is known to hum the sticking out your gyatt for the rizzlers song and then attack.

If you ever hear this, RUN!

"Whos mario sario?"
"A jinn that eats toes at nightime..."

by picklenickel October 21, 2023

Shaking out a Sarson's

A phrase to imply a male who is masturbating. This includes making a 'vinegar face' at the end, producing the classic sound of vinegar bring shaken out of a small hole, and releasing potentially eye-watering goods.

"I was just in the toilet shaking out a Sarson's"

"I shook out a Sarson's all over their face. They were crying for days"

by Falz_13 April 22, 2018