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loose salsa

An alternative, more hillbilly way to describe a salsa made with fresh ingredients (pico de gallo or salsa fresca); unlike other salsas made with tomato sauce/paste to thicken the consistency of it.
"Nothing quite beats a slow-cooked hobo-scramble with lots of black pepper flakes and loose salsa."

"Can I geet some of der' loose salsa for mi tacohs?"
by supereboy February 4, 2021
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Jamaican Salsa

The unequivocal and unanimous craving for custard while sweating intensely, most common post coitus.
"you feeling like Jamaican Salsa right now?"
by Billy_bob101 June 11, 2021
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Salsa wank

To masterbate while doing the salsa.
Hey bro, I caught my dad doing a salsa wank last night. It’s put me right off strictly come dancing!
by Scat man dave February 17, 2018
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Salsa Waffles

Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.
"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."
by Unapologetic Moose October 28, 2023
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Midwestern Salsa

When you cum in a girl and then you start shaking her violently until you or the girl passes out or throws up.
Matthew said " I gave her the Midwestern Salsa last night and she is going to break up with me now due to me giving her the Midwestern Salsa."
by The reatards June 18, 2021
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Salsa Verga

It’s like salsa verde but instead it’s from your cock!
“Yo bro you like Salsa Verga?”
Yeah dude I get it at the mexican restaurant all the time.”
by Coolassmotherfuck July 27, 2025
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