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Retardation

A slowing of mental decline in aging cosmologists and theory crafters with phd's.
Due to the physics of the Universe. Thankfully Retardation saved us from the Idiots who thought space was expanding. Retardation slowed the mental decline and headed back toward equilibrium.
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Retard

1. A person who's so dumb you might as well put them into a kindergarten to smarten up a bit (retard)
2. Person who may be dumb (in a good way) in nature, but also smart enough to act mature in most of the situations that require it (Retard)
1. Guy1 : *Says some delusional take on twitter*
Guy2 : "You're such a retard"
2. Friend1 : "Thanks man for being a Retard, you're a good friend"
Friend2 : "No problem homie *does something dumb but funny*"
Friend1 : "Hehe, had a chuckle over that one"
by Mango The Bear March 18, 2023
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Retard

A person that is slow in the head and is extremely entertaining to make fun of
Paul Di Resta you fucking reterd no one loves you, your a inceled retard baby
by CoonSwing3000 October 27, 2022
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Retard

A perfectly fine word that some people misuse. Oh, and by the way, I have been diagnosed with Tourettes syndrome. I'm not a bully.
abled person: that's retarded
disabled person: I agree with you.
by AppleLord3000 January 4, 2023
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Retard

Guy 1 : yo wanna play some destiny

Guy 2 : No! What are you a retard?
by DruPeeTesticles June 7, 2021
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Retard

by Penguinbenadryll March 8, 2020
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Retard

A crazy person who thinks they’re a wolf on all levels including physical
Lyza: You’re such a retard!
Delaney: Woof.
by 11Anonymous11 August 24, 2019
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