policy puppets

Is an individual with authority over something that doesn't make any decision unless its by the book, or policy- even if the decision is not the best solution.

Mike says, "Kim (supervisor), I am the best person to go to California to solve this network issue."

Kim says "I'm sorry Mike, but policy dictates that I can't send level ones to out state (even though mike is more qualified"

Mike says "Why?"

Kim says "We need to send someone with 'experience (even though Mike could have very well solved the problem)'"

KIM is a policy puppets!

by Mad-Adder July 15, 2009

anal puppets

Two or more homosexual puppets conversing in homosexual activities

Bert and Ernie were anal puppets for each other.

by Schooler90 November 10, 2008

Singer Puppet

Unyielding fan of director Bryan Singer, who insults anyone who dares criticize his films. The Singer Puppet is impressed by his ability to make superhero films that "have an actual plot" (read: are pretentious and don't have much action) and buys that he's truly a fan of Superman. Usually thinks THE USUAL SUSPECTS is a great film, but didn't before X-MEN was released; and considers SUPERMAN RETURNS his crowning achievement.

Some Singer Puppet didn't like it when I suggested that Lois Lane shouldn't be played by someone who look like they're in high school, especially when the plot revolves around "our savior" Superman knocking her up.

by [e-mail] July 11, 2008

Pussy Puppet

noun. A gorgeous lady whom attracts every guy that sets eyes upon her. Similar to how moths are attracted to lights at night.

That hot white bitch from S7 is a Pussy Puppet!

by Ohshitt October 14, 2014

Roblox Puppet

A Roblox Piggy rip off that people only like because you have levels and it has death sound effects.

Guy 1: Hey man, why are you playing Roblox Puppet?
Guy 2: I slammed my head on the wall.

by Wise Parakeet May 29, 2020

Puppet party

an oragy of 5 or more people high on MDMA hooking up with each other using puppets.

Dude that puppet party was dope

by ilovepuppets420 October 27, 2010

spouse puppet

Using a spouse's account to "sock puppet" your views in online conversation.

"I spouse puppet my reddit posts now, sock puppeting takes too much effort, and he notices my posts now.

by BrainKwiz May 13, 2011