proper hard innit

roadman slang that means someone is acting tough that isnt

*person talking wack about someone else*
Person 1- proper hard innit
Person 2- ikr

by roadmen69 February 19, 2022

Proper gay

A really gay person. Sounds like the opposite gender. Walks crooked and is a pain in the ass the majority of the time.

Nah, he’s proper gay.

by Wotd November 19, 2018

Proper Tom james

A boy who thinks he is a man and enjoys getting people sacked.

You’re a proper Tom James you!

by LCP84 November 13, 2021

proper-dog

The act of removing ones member, mid coitus, wrapping it in a hot towel to warm said member. Once steamy, remove the towel and then reinsert, resuming coitus.

Jo: "Michael gave me a proper-dog lastnight, its was so steamy"

by Seepha June 12, 2022

Proper clencher

When something is so scary that you clench your arsehole. Or when you take a scary fall while climbing

Oh shit that was a proper clencher

by Mccupoftea February 4, 2023

Proper Fuckall

Pretending to complete absolutely fuckall,

Gem-Why aren’t the dishes washed?
Mike-I was too busy doing proper fuckall

by LordGodful October 17, 2023

Kevin proper

Kevin proper is properly Kevin.

Kevin proper is quite proper.

by KevinProper October 13, 2023