patrick

an absolute wasteman!!!!! He is so desperate to get shordies but they all reject him. he got one who looks like a chimp. A Patrick is a wannabe cool kid and likes cock. Ladies stay away from him.

"EWWWW look its Patrick Graham.. he's such a wastemonnn someone collect him"

by GamerBoy2020 May 10, 2018

Patrick

Patrick gives off a rapey vibe and probably has a big nose you should be scared of patricks

Person1:oh shit is that a Patrick
Person2:let's bounce

by Cumdumpster69420 October 19, 2020

Patrick

A fucking teenager resembling a fucking sports mannequin, this species of human has hair resembling a bowl cut and quite certainly has the IQ of room temperature. ( imagine a whore + pick me girl + ugly jock combined into one sentient being ( research is still underway ) Natural habitat is the soccer field and rebel sports if you see one proceed with caution and leave the premises IMMEDIATELY

I saw a wild Patrick we must evacuate

by jaqueequee vonqualius June 13, 2023

PaTrIcK

He’s the worlds shortest guy. He’s name is HALILI. He sits at the front of the class. He says 64-64.

Patrick : 64-64

by TheOneAndOnly-CXFU September 16, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is a very sweet guy, he will always care for your well-being. He is hot as fuck, and doesn't play with a girls mind. he is great at sports, and is a workout freak. I wish i could date him because he is so caring and melts your heart

Are you okay?
Yea Patrick came and talked with me

by UnknownChic69 May 22, 2020

Patrick

Usually good looking, fun, and LOVES attention. He'll make broken promises, cheat, make you lose all self esteem, break your heart, but say sorry, and make it look like it was all you're fault. When you're ready to leave him he'll say all the right things to make you stay. Just to do it all over again. He will waste your time. He still lives with his mom at 25 and is going nowhere in life, but blames everyone else for his problems. Will mostly only text, Snapchat, or random pic at odd hours. He's the equivalent to a Fuck boy. Stay away at all cost!

Him: At 2am. "Hey good looking, I'm Patrick. Do you want to hang"?

Her: thinking to herself, I feel like torturing myself. "OK".

Him: At 2am. "Wyd"?
Her: No reply

A few days later...
Him: At 3am. "Hey stranger"
Her: No reply

continues forever!...

by Rosalie Quinn April 15, 2020

Patrick

A DUMBASSS who is obsessed with anime and big weeb yes.

Has a girlfriend who was forced to be with him, she is nice but she has bad choice in boys.
*Dies in anime yes*

OMG, he is defiantly a Patrick, look what a weeb boi.
Ewwww Patrick YUKKKKK!!!

by TrangleCult May 31, 2020