Muggle Mushrooms

Culinary or not Magic Mushrooms. Mushrooms with no psychoactive or toxic properties.

Dudette: Hey, whatcha cooking?
Dude: Sauteed muggle mushrooms to pour over grilled chicken breast.
Dudette: Yum yum!

by nygeek September 22, 2015

Mushroom dance

A dance to show your fellow humans that you are partaking in a life of wrongdoing.

Mushroom dance, mushroom dance
Whatever could it mean?.....

~It MeAnS yOu'Ve LiVeD a LiFe Of SiN~

by CoolGayBean August 20, 2020

Mushroom hunt

When a straight woman or gay man is extremely horny and looking for any guy to bang.

Did you see Jenna at the party the other day? She was totally on a mushroom hunt.

by The Seventh Samurai August 9, 2012

mushroom pump

To get fucked way to hard with your mans mushroom.

Wanna get mushroom pumped in your dumper slut?

by iHumpDumpers October 11, 2016

Bag of mushrooms

You know what it means...

That Anita is a right bag of mushrooms...

by Ven 0ne June 6, 2018

collarless mushroom

In other words, a circumcised penis

Let me play with your collarless mushroom.

by exusn May 29, 2005

mushroom tattoo

A mark made by a wild and violent whipping/smacking of the male genitalia on another's body part, preferably tha face.

I'm going to give that bitch a mushroom tattoo.

by Michael Pur September 30, 2005