mum jump

mum jump: an act in which a minimum of 2 people dig up a freshly dug grave, they find a corpse, preferably female, and 1 guy gets down in the hole and strips the body, and puts his face in her vag, then the guy up at the top of the grave jumps on the stomach of the body, causing festering organs to spew into the face of the first guy.

we went mum jumping last night

by thugaim September 18, 2013

Morgz Mum

Thick, in a war against a 23 year old square head

We need WillNE to beat Morgz Mum

by Therealbaldmartin January 28, 2020

Mum Fat

When two people are having an argument and one says "Mum Fat" to break up the argument.

Kid 1: Why are you so mean?
Kid 2: No you
Kid 1: Stop annoying me!
Kid 2: Or what
Kid 1: Mum Fat

by Gink111 September 10, 2019

natalia's mum

she's just so fucking hot i wanna marry her one day idc if she's taken

Wow! natalia's mum is looking hella fine today

by natalia's mums soulmate November 11, 2022

Oozymurs mum

A lovely women who it’s absolutely fabulous but unfortunately has a strange child. She is great. We love oozymurs mum she is our idol.

Omg there’s oozymurs mum

by Eggnog26 June 15, 2019

morgz mum

mother of the spawn of satan

"oh no, its morgz mum"

by jimbo nutron May 14, 2020

Your Mum

Your mum is an unfunny joke that no one uses anymore, please find a funnier joke if you use this...

Friend Hey tell me a joke
You Your Mum
Friend 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

by Get a life love February 27, 2022