Military Goggles

Military Goggles - n. The phenomenon that happens when someone instantly becomes more attractive just by being in the military.

Not to be confused with tactical goggles (totally different).

At first I thought Mike was a 7, but then he put his ACUs on. It might be the military goggles, but now Mike is definitely a 9.

by KaeCee423 November 26, 2015

Militari

militari is a neighbour in Bucharest, Romania. Its the most dangerouse area, full of drug dealers and killers.

"Pantelimon, Salajani,Colentina,Ferentari, Militari, ma simt in masura sa vorbesc despre strada, pentru ca stiu, vad, fac, reprezint in mortii ma si" B.U.G Mafia-Reprezint

by Nume adevarat May 11, 2019

MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE

Full of a bunch of lego city cops with massive egos.

Did you hear that the MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE put Connor on administrative leave again?

by Rouge MNG Private November 18, 2020

military hack saw

While with a chick rub your dick repeatedly on chick's forehead until a red mark appears.

Jorge Gave Mary a Military hack saw while with her the other night.

by TheSoupisWonton October 13, 2016

Military

Who the fucks the military

The military service red

by Richard bakes February 23, 2022

Military Time

"Military Time" is a something used mostly by people in the army to tell the time. Rather than it being 4:00 it would be 16:00.

"My phone is on military time so you might not be able to understand it."

by AniyaMartinez January 27, 2025

Military civilian

A giant piece of shit who decides that helping the service members that they are hired for and paid to help, in fact, is a waste of their time.

“Did you clear CIF yet”
“No, those military civilians keep fucking rejecting my gear even though I’ve never used it and it’s practically brand new”

by Mick2700 May 21, 2025