by a person who miguel likes January 22, 2022

by duuudeimsocool April 3, 2025

Miguel Angel is perhaps one of the most creative people in the world. He’s extremely good looking yet so humble. Everyone likes him yet everyone hates him. He never gets compared to anyone but when he does , people usually compare him to the dos equis man. His way around a woman’s body is incomparable, if you get to have a Miguel Angel as a partner you better hope he gets you pregnant. Miguel Angel is truly the most interesting man in the world.
Girl 1 . I love you Miguel Angel
Girl 2 . I love him too
Girl 3 . Have all my babies
Girl 4 . I’m ready to run away with you
Girl 5 . Yesssssssss
… you get the point
Girl 2 . I love him too
Girl 3 . Have all my babies
Girl 4 . I’m ready to run away with you
Girl 5 . Yesssssssss
… you get the point
by Bob Grass November 22, 2021

Miguel is a retarted, stupid person. His barber has to be fucking his mom. He can occasionally have seizures. For some reason he hates his uncle that sounds sped. He has a 7:30 bed time as a senior in high school. Love kobe deadass cock. Sponsored by puma. Never showers either.
Miguel is so stupid
by 5ecret admirer November 21, 2023

(verb)
-to have extremely violated the sanctity of someone verbally.
-to have exceedingly scolded someone disrespectfully, irreverently, or outrageously far beyond what is justified.
-to have extremely violated the sanctity of someone verbally.
-to have exceedingly scolded someone disrespectfully, irreverently, or outrageously far beyond what is justified.
by TheUnsilentMajority001 November 18, 2018

Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)
Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”
by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025

he has the biggest ego but the smallest dick. there’s no reason to date him because he has poor looks and poor personality. stay away from miguels.
by nattyvcd :P November 20, 2023
