A boy that can make anyone laugh even though he has been through some hard times and is the best boyfriend a girl could ask for. He's also intelligent and cute even though he'll deny it.
by Anonymousyettrue April 4, 2017
Get the Matthewmug. Some one who would hit his wife and kids and be the victim. He would do any thing to get his tiny dick bigger. Examples: big beard, buying unneeded land, heavily drinking, and penis pumps. He would do anything to mark him look better.
Also owns meth.
Also owns meth.
Person 1: bro you beat your wife!
Person 2: yea I guess I have to legally change my name to Matthew and wear wife beaters now.
Person 2: yea I guess I have to legally change my name to Matthew and wear wife beaters now.
by I have a stummic ache June 28, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. by thecoolguy420 January 27, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. Guy who is slurs his words and is hard to understand. Also likes jagerbombs and fist pumping. Frequently enjoys bubblebaths with multiple dudes!
Man look at that dudes fingers, they are so pruny from that bubble bath with those 3 dudes, what a Matthew!
by Jeremy Jizz Dog July 14, 2010
Get the matthewmug. Someone who seems tough and mean on the outside because he is popular, but on the inside is sweet and kind. You can get lost in his smile. He can get through most everything. He is popular because everyone wants to be around him, when he is around you might feel like your world has lit up.
Matthew? Yes, we are best friends.
by **Anonymous June 6, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He has a beautiful smile he barely shows anyone. So if he does smile at you, consider it a blessing. Matthew is very smart and good at too many things and always has something he carries around everywhere. Be it a bag or a special pen, Matthews can always supply you with everything you need. Some Matthews may have a rough exterior, but inside is really sweet and interesting once they come to trust you enough. Once you get to know a Matthew enough, you can't imagine your life without them
Matthew outside of friend group: ...
Matthew inside friend group: wErE gOnNa BloW sOmetHInG uP
Concerned friend: Matthew are you sure-
Matthew: sHuT uP wHeRe mY bOmBs aT
Matthew inside friend group: wErE gOnNa BloW sOmetHInG uP
Concerned friend: Matthew are you sure-
Matthew: sHuT uP wHeRe mY bOmBs aT
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno August 7, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. 