Mafungle

Threatening someone into tickling their testicles

1.I will mafungle you if you dont give me the answers to the test
2."Come here boy im gonna mafungle you
3.Get on Call of duty or ill mafungle you

by zazaf3arlessisgoated May 1, 2023

Mafungle

Threatening someone into tickling their testicles

1.I will mafungle you if you dont give me the answers to the test

2."Come here boy im gonna mafungle you
3.Get on Call of duty or ill mafungle you

by zazaf3arlessisgoated May 1, 2023

Manbun Lover

People who lips people who have manbuns, they usually have disconcordant coastline hairlines.

Person 1 "yo Simmy, I notice u have a manbun, I'm a manbun lover"

Person 2 "ye I do, I notice you have a disconcordant coastline"

'they proceed to lips'

by SirAlfordsheadboy June 5, 2023

Mancunt

the little rose like flesh that comes out of your ass after being deep fisted

somene : dudeee i finally met someone and he stretched my mancunt up like there is no tomorrow

by BBCsucker6969 February 8, 2024

freight malfunction

when a scalywag says you have freight ready to pickup and she calls it in, but when they get there to pickup, the freight isn't even on the dock.

We have had a slight freight malfunction and will be ready late this evening.

by brkavich June 8, 2010

Hairline Malfunction

Somebody with the worst hairline you've ever seen

Jack: wow your hairlines so bad
Carol: Jack your so mean

Jack: it looks like you have a hairline malfunction

by Skinny Peinus January 6, 2017

Projectile Malfunction

A scapegoat term to use when you get caught throwing objects in scenarios such as in the middle of a class, an assembly, a funeral.

Teacher: Bruh, are you throwing things while I am fucking teaching?

Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.

by FattyTuna September 23, 2019