like the salisbury journal but they do not moan as much. unlike the salisbury journal manchester evening news sometimes play fifa to predict the score between who city and united were playing they sometimes moan about stuff but not as much as salisbury journal
by big fat tubby January 1, 2023

by ZKILD_real August 6, 2023

a team that is loved by millions of people and in fact is one of the biggest football (soccer if u youre a bigot) teams in the world. manchester united used to peak in the 2000s but recently supporting them has been a turbulent experience
person A: hey i heard you support manchester united.
person B: yea, fun fact WE HAVEN'T WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE IN 10 YEARS.
person B: yea, fun fact WE HAVEN'T WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE IN 10 YEARS.
by saibo September 2, 2023

A certain finished club based in the greater Manchester region but majority of their fans are glory hunters from London. They are lead by their able and wonderful captain Harry Maguire. Some of the notable people who played in this disgusting club include Pendaldo, madman Penandes, De gea, Shitsandro martinez and local Politician Marcus Trashford. With the able guidance of Dutch gaffer Erik Ten Hag, they are surely going no where and need to be disbanded. They are famous for hating on their owners (the glazers) using them as a scapegoat after losing a match but real football fans know Sergio Aguero and Lionel Messi own that club.
Manchester United will be the end of Sir Alex Ferguson.
If you are having a bad day, just know someone out there supports Manchester United
I personally think Sancho from Manchester United should quit football and join Uni
If you are having a bad day, just know someone out there supports Manchester United
I personally think Sancho from Manchester United should quit football and join Uni
by Messigrande_ October 6, 2022

someone who is usually well hung, desperate for attention, looks for women in the local Manchester area and isn't afraid to show what he's into
by Paul Heape May 31, 2018

by pseudonym1112 December 25, 2024

This is the place where all students catch cases on a daily. All the girls are loudies but the boys all beg to be on “road” and try pull every gyal coming there way.
by Wedjie January 2, 2021
