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kiwi

that kiwi is a birb.
by FuriTheFruitBat April 16, 2022
mugGet the kiwimug.

Kiwi Stuntin'

Speaking on something you know is bad but you do it anyway; acting tough on the outside but being a pussy on the inside.
(Kiwi is used because it's is soft on the inside but tough and hairy on the outside like a man-)
Person 1: *hits blunt*"Man weed is so bad for us." *hits blunt again*
Person 2: "Nigga you kiwi stuntin'."
by reallifeluper January 5, 2017
mugGet the Kiwi Stuntin'mug.

Kiwi Treatment

When one sucks a male's testicles and there is hair on them. This has a similar texture to a kiwi.
He asked me to give him the Kiwi Treatment last night, I was drunk enough to do it.
by puterhead March 26, 2017
mugGet the Kiwi Treatmentmug.

Golden Kiwi

It's when a man sticks his penis in a woman's butt and pees.
Man I really gave that girl a golden kiwi last night.
by LordPissbucket June 14, 2023
mugGet the Golden Kiwimug.

Kiwi

Synonym for cool

Also means slang for guy with a massive penis
Wow that guy is so kiwi
Wow you have a nice kiwi
by Vaginalover1574 November 24, 2020
mugGet the Kiwimug.

Kiwi

Hey did you see that kiwi over there, i think im gonna buy it.
by Kiwi seed August 13, 2017
mugGet the Kiwimug.

Kiwi’s Brother

Kiwi’s brother is a blonde with baby momma issues. He probaly has a son and a hot blonde girlfriend. Im pretty sure he’s from alabama. He always wears an anklet ;).
Your friends with Kiwi’s Brother?”
“No, the hot blonde is my friend.”
by yourdadsaidhey October 7, 2020
mugGet the Kiwi’s Brothermug.

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