tegan kirby

The prettiest most stunning girl ever. Kind. Can be an utter bitch when she wants to. Cries herself to sleep every night and has liked the same boy for ages.

Person 1: Tegan Kirby is there

Person 2: run while you still can

by Slags and slugs May 29, 2020

Kirby picture

If you receive a picture a Kirby from a female. This means she probably thinks you are attractive.

Drew: I have nice hands
Angela: *kirby picture

by Redcockrock248 July 09, 2021

kirby slurp

Sucking a penis so hard that the man loses consciousness.

Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later

by K.Roman June 08, 2022

Creator of Kirby

Kirby’s maker, most likely to have a small pp and will forever be a meme

I would like to meet the creator of kirby

by Fortniteburgergang January 17, 2022

Kirby C

A small pink child who has a severe case of false hope. He also has a small penis (ask me how I know that). He is really into men and smashes a cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito. The cutout has so much cum on it that the cut out has a huge white stains in the ass region .

Fucking hell you're being such a Kirby C

by Nc Balsistic November 21, 2017

Drew Kirby

Absolute sped. Very tall and skinny but despite his lanky stature, he is very good at sports. Typically baseball but sometime basketball. A major flirt even though he is such an ugly fuck. Every girl despises him but he just keeps trying.
Basically a fucking parasite to the human existence. Fuck this kid

Person 1-Did you have sexy with Drew Kirby?
Person 2-Yes, his peepee was small

by adjhafljgefpiusf March 29, 2019

Kirby

Kirby (Noun): the act of not showing up for any reason when invited to an event at someone else's house.

Mark pulled a Kirby when Rich invited him over last year. He then pulled another Kirby this year when Ed invited him over.

by Sepher One April 29, 2024