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jumped the shark

was: a cool web site where you could vote on when shows jumped

is: a lame web page on TV Guide
1. jumptheshark.com jumped the shark when it went to TV Guide.

2. Kid: Dad, I think that Bewitched jumped the shark when Dick York left the show.
Dad (under his breath) *whippersnapper*
by LexAveNYC June 10, 2009
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Site Jumping

The point at which your normal internet browsing routine has ended and you are just going from site to site to site repeatedly out of pure boredom.
Person: I've checked facebook, YouTube, and Twitter like a million times and nothing is going on! Maybe If I check one more time...

*1 hour later*

Person: Damn, I've been Site Jumping haven't I?
by Amazingboy97 November 30, 2010
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jump bones

to jump somebodys bones is to fuck / have sex with somebody
"DA-YUM GURL YOU LOOK FINE! i wanna jump your bones (jump bones)."
by GOONIEGOON May 2, 2006
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Elevator Jumping

Leaping from the top of one elevator to the next. Usually involving the use of alcohol. Usually fatal.
Like that scene with Shaobo Qin in Ocean's Thirteen, more or less.
SW Resident: "Dude, did you hear about Rob? That crazy fucker went elevator jumping!"

His Buddy: "Whoa. Is he ok?"

SW Resident: "Nope. He died."
by The Apollo August 2, 2008
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Billy jump

The act of severely kicking someones ass!
Dude, if Eric doesn't quit running his mouth I'm just gonna have to billy jump his ass!
by Bichael December 19, 2008
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Jump Nervous

Meaning not to panic.
AH shit we've got a flat tire. Alright now Richard, dont jump nervous, Ive got a spare.
by doc hargrove October 19, 2008
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Diarrhea Jump

An act of transformation from a human state of being into a sloppy, brown mass of turd, indigestible sweetcorn, and liquid after jumping from great heights, such as a trampoline or, for dwarfs, a table or bench. Such an act is seen as "totally sick" or "simply radical" in small concentrations of young or elderly men. This act is most enjoyed when the person transforming (or "morpharrhea" as it is medically known) jumps through the small holes in trampolines or street gutters, and reforms on the other side, with only a small quantity of poo left on the surface they fell through.

This can, however, lead to some fatal injuries, such as loss of brain cells or limbs, if the quantity of leftover plop is high enough. Nonetheless, it is an extremely fun and enjoyable pastime for all ages.
I saw Jed do i diarrhea jump in trampolining class yesterday. The way he reformed on the other side with only a tiny handful of poo nuggets left over was amazing.

Jessica enjoys to commit serious morpharrhea on Saturdays, I fear that she may loose a finger in the act.
by CurryPhantom November 4, 2011
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