Jonathan

Not your typical Cuban.Has a small dick,unlike his middle brother.Jonathan is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet.

Girl 1:OMG Brittany Jonathan’s dick is so small!
Girl 2:Haha I was actually gonna fuck him,what a loser.

by Maria&Mateo November 22, 2018

Jonathan

He is the guy that seems like you can beat up (Lucky for you Can!)His hands are soft and he is flirts back when you do and his voice when he does is so Charming it’s sure to give you chills

Someone 1 :I’m dating Jonathan
Someone 2: Really!Why?
Someone 1 :He’s so flirty that’s why!

by MemeyKid March 22, 2020

Jonathan

Normally a name associated with huge douches that go to crossfit, brag about lifting heavy stuff, and can't hold their liquor.

Dude, did you hear about that guy that talks about crossfit all the time and makes lame jokes? Yeah, such a Jonathan.

by Crossfitisstupid October 13, 2018

Jonathan

The worlds greatest shitbag. Always messes up and breaks the girls heart. Gets along well with her family but always has to some what mess up. A child of god but always is the shitbag. He always makes you have a low self esteem. Trust me when I say this, you would never want to meet this Jonathan.

Have you seen my buddy Jonathan

Ew I never want to see him again. Did you hear what he did?
No?

by SimplyGigi November 3, 2019

Jonathan

A gay man who loudly supports Republican candidates (i.e. Bush II or Trump) or Christianity while knowing that such people want him dead. A drunk, lonely reject who tries to pose as an upper middle class person by voting Republican. He may also make racial comments and otherwise follow right wing nonsense including telling others they are going to hell. A self-loathing shitbag who is depends on government housing, medicaid or food stamps while voting Republican.

Can you believe he said that God will never forgive me? He's such a Jonathan.

All he does is smoke and complain about other races- what a Trump loving Jonathan.

by Ohio will suck forever June 28, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan better known ass Jon Jon has a very small penis dosent last in bed he limited to a little bit of stuff he very small it’s sad

Oh look at Jonathan he small

by Yoobroskiiiii October 5, 2020

Jonathan

This is the best type of person you'll ever meet. If you ever feel like your world is ending they will be there for you no matter what. If you have a chance to have a Jonathan in your life never ever, in your life let them go they are the best thing that will ever happen to you, and i say this from experience. If you ever fall in love with a Jonathan don't let them go and don"t ruin it because seriously they are the best type of boyfriend you will ever find. Trust me they may not be cute and sometimes they may but they are the best. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have a Jonathan in my life. You can tell him anything and he wont tell anyone no matter what.

Girl 1: Hey your dating Jonathan?
Me: Yeah, why?
Girl 1: Nothing just it seems like he make you super happy...i guess hes a great guy
Me: Yeah, Jonathan is the best.

by girl_deeply_in_love October 26, 2019