News shiting

it's like shit posting but its a news article.

Jake: did you see that news article yesterday?
Paul: yes , it was News shiting.

by Sneaky0 April 7, 2020

Shite

A way to say you need to go for a shit or if you done something wrong

‘A shite I’m after doin a shite on the floor

by Lucas92 November 3, 2020

shite

A bad quality or annoying website, it doesn't have to be hated by everyone, you only call it shite if you really hate it.

Person 1 "Oh hey dude have you been to Twitter yet?"
Person 2 "What, that shite? No, it's just people cancelling everyone there"

by RagtimeCowboyJoe January 7, 2021

Donkey Shite

I'm pretty sure it's how the Germans said thank you.
No it's not!

Could you give me zee pretzel please? Donkey Shite!

by ThunderclashPrime January 15, 2021

Shite

Leitrim

Fuck Leitrim they’re shite, Mayo is better

by Breadcicle September 29, 2021

Shite

sh-eye-t

1- To fart and pee at the same time

2- Australian 'shit'

The word that means a lot. If you 'shite' you probably pooped, but you maybe pooped and peed. Man thats so scary im farting AND peeing! Jeez le-weez

Karen shite on the kids during dinner.

Shite why did karen take the kids!

by defaultdancer81 February 27, 2019

Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.

Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!

by Jotinmick December 9, 2018