teck deck

a phrase you scream in class randomly to confuse everyone

teck deck!

by liltreestand November 10, 2020

Lady Decking

When a lady garden has had the landscape gardeners in and the bushes have been removed.

Richard: Where have you been?

Polly: At the beauty parlor having lady decking installed!

by OOOOKE August 2, 2009

Parking Deck

A form of quintuplesome in which all members of the party stack on top of each other. There is involvement of toy cars into bodily orifices.

That Parking Deck was real fun last night, so many people drove in.

by Condomant May 24, 2023

deck hardener

A type of protective layer for your deck!

Jones: wassup bro my deck is hardening
Richard:whatcha using for it to harden then
Jones: Deck hardener! its so hard i can stab a knife into it now
Richard: dayummmmm son thats some hard deck

by Alpacamon9000 May 26, 2017

deck you

To bash someone or beat up someone/make someone piss

I’ll deck you

by Loollllll November 23, 2020

thumb on deck

the act of placing pressure of one's thumb on their partner's asshole.

"Last night Richard put his thumb on deck."

by learn.twerk February 12, 2020

shrek on the deck

The meme equivalent of elf on the shelf. Shrek is one LIT onion, if you get what we're saying. :L

EXTRA THICC BOI!!!!

You've heard of elf on the shelf...
Naaaaaaaaah, boi, it's all about Shrek on the DECK!!!!

by History is Lit Fam November 27, 2017