gorn gorn

another way to say "goodbye" if you're high from taking brownies.

Police Officer: Goodbye sir.
Crackhead: Gorn gorn

by gorngorn August 23, 2023

goontard

a man who's mental abilities have declined to the point of retardation due to prolonged gooning

person 1: you need to stop gooning you cant even form a sentence you filthy goontard

person2: nahhh nahhahah uhhh yhhhhh

by goonmaster greg August 9, 2024

Goontender

A type of hockey fan who gets overtly defensive over one specific player, usually spamposts about them and are the hockey equivalent of a BTS Stan.

Harrison: OMG LOOK AT FLEURY UWU SO PRETTY I LOVE HIM
Jacob: sir, this is the #Cats channel, stop being a goontender

by Fleurypoopypants September 7, 2023

gornnn

Go on, yesssss, to big a person up,fit,looks good, gorgeous

gornnn mikeee xx

by urgyal.19 October 20, 2023

Gorn

The action of mutual touching between you and your partner in a sexual manner.

“Oh dude my mom walked in on me and my girl gorning.”
“Really what did she say?”
She said, ‘don’t worry I gorn all the time too’

by #1Gorner January 15, 2024

Goontosis

Goontosis is considered to be the highest state of gooning achievable. When somebody enters 'goontosis', it is assumed that they are completely disconnected from the physical world and are entirely consumed by the goon.

Ethan: Bro, last night I gooned so hard I entered goontosis!

Owen: Holy fuck dude! I accidentally entered goontosis during my lecture today!

Ethan: That's dope as fuck, my nigga!

by Boouty January 22, 2024

goontosis

“goontosis” is the aftermath of a extended gooning session. some symptoms of goontosis is purple dick, extreme penile pain, and swollen testicals and shaft. If you have these symptoms please call a doctor and stop gooning immediately!

sir, you are going into full state goontosis!

by the gooner January 26, 2024