cat

a bipedal animal with pointed ears and lots of human food is toxic to them

person 1: did you feed the cat their cat food
person 2: no
cat: I FUCKING NEED FOOD

by im a fucking idiot March 09, 2022

Cat

That guy who constantly follows you and copies everything that you do

Stop being a cat

by Mr. U. Dictionary November 07, 2019

Cat

A furry snake with legs

Kid one: I own a cat
Kid two: you mean a snake

by Rapterdragon83 November 25, 2019

Cat

This small ass thing that wakes me up at three in the morning to run around and break stuff.

Meow meow I'm a cat and won't let you sleep.

by dil_nasx March 04, 2021

cat

something you can snuggle with all day while eating food and binge watching a series

im gonna binge watch breaking bad with my cat

by ayyeitsmagdog January 21, 2017

Cat

Funny looking dog abomination

Jared: Hey dud wuts a cat
Dipshit: A mutated and weird ass dog

by OHYEAHDADDY;) November 19, 2020

Cat

A small, (usually) furry animal that will meow for attention, and when you go to pet it, it will either bite or scratch your hand off. They also bring some funny moments.

Person #1: "Why do you have so many scratches on you?"

Person #2: "Oh, my cat got mad."

by SixTwix January 02, 2020