by satoru gojos #1 wife March 28, 2024

Mom:*look at child* The Doritos go in your mouth not on it.
Child: Mom it's okay it's my Dorito lipstick.
Child: Mom it's okay it's my Dorito lipstick.
by Zero_000 January 25, 2015

The worst preforming processor / "chip" that will operate in a given Motherboard or Computer system.
Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.
The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.
The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.
The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.
The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
by mpheyse February 25, 2023

A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.
Also probably a really painful way to die.
A short way to say a painful suicide
Also probably a really painful way to die.
A short way to say a painful suicide
" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."
by Meshitero January 2, 2023

guy 1: "Hey man, guess what i got at the store!"
guy 2: "What?"
guy 1: "BBQ Doritos!"
guy 3: "Ugh, I had a BBQ Dorito yesterday."
guy 4: "That 'otta suck."
guy 2: "What?"
guy 1: "BBQ Doritos!"
guy 3: "Ugh, I had a BBQ Dorito yesterday."
guy 4: "That 'otta suck."
by an Oklahoma October 18, 2023

When precisely seven men ejaculate on to a tortilla chip and then serve it to either the last man to ejaculate or a hungry guest
Chris had a rough day so I rounded up six friends and we whipped him up a delicious Seven Layer Dorito Dip. He ate it with relish.
by JayAddie May 6, 2023

What that dude on Woods Road in St. Leonard named his junk. You know that dude with the big teeth and his older brother used to beat everybody up. That Dude.
by FarmRoad June 30, 2020
