Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

cuff the joint

jerk-off

"Man, I didn't cuff the joint all day -- and that night my skeet rocked like nothin!"

by bobbydellwood August 29, 2018

dusty cuff

the act of fisting a woman with a dry or old vagina.

Dude last night i dusty cuffed your grandma

by dwight k schruter January 14, 2009

Hiptator Cuff

The hiptator cuff is also referred to as the piriformis. It can flare up and make it hard to move.

Moser didn't believe the hiptator cuff was a real thing. However, here it is in a dictionary.

by Youknowme21098 November 25, 2019

Cuff

to date sort of but not completely bf gf or bf bf or gf gf or other

Hey you wanna cuff?

by Leavemealonebrady May 21, 2019

Cuff Buddies

Were two people are buddies searching for people to cuff.

“ Hey, daisy and I are cuff buddies do you want to cuff?

by Yetetetete~ August 31, 2019

Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025