crotch freeze

when you're wading into a pool, lake, etc. and the cold water reaches up there and makes you want to get out

I was about to turn around because the water gave me a crotch freeze but then my friend splashed me and I had to go in.

by wangnotlohan June 14, 2011

crotch novel

a romance novel-duh!!

anything by Danielle Steele-she writes a lot of crotch novels

by Steven B September 3, 2006

Crumple Crotch

a person who has cellulite so thick on their inner thigh's that when it reaches their "cookie"spot, all you can see is beat-up, dimpled BACON STRIPS.
(QUITE AN UNFORTUNATE EVENT TO OCCUR)

chunksahoy! there crumple crotch!!

by Miss Kali Kaos March 14, 2009

Sas-crotch

When the pubes of a woman or man have not been trimmed in a long while, and their crotch begins to resemble Sasquatch.
Used primarily as a noun.

"She's hotttt"
"Nah dude... she's got a Sas-crotch".

by wtf2010 July 6, 2010

cold crotch

(figurative) when someone or something prevents you from having sex; (literal) when a large bag of ice is placed on your lap on a car trip

That girl totally cold crotched me at the party last week.

by gizzlie February 28, 2007

keto crotch

A term that is defined as the maloderous aroma eminating from the groin of an individual who participates in the keto diet.

Damn, somebody better tell Jenna to eat a cookie or something. That bitch has keto crotch hard.

by Fallsohard March 1, 2019

jungle crotch

Having an excessively hairy groin

i was suckin dick n i got lost in his jungle crotch

by mustafa January 23, 2005