Court Nodder

Noun. A person who falls asleep in court while sitting at the table in front of the judge while their lawyer is pleading their case in open court. Sometimes it is more than one person, which some are in the court audience who nod off and fall on the person sitting next to them or hit their head on the seat in front of them.

The Court Nodder typically goes on a drug binge for days before their court hearing because they think they will have to go to jail or prison. The condition is typically brought on by using meth and staying up for days or using opiates and nodding off during your court proceeding.

Judge: What was that noise?
District Attorney: Your honor, we have a Court Nodder in the third row that hit the floor.
Judge: Bailiff, See if you can wake them up and arrest them for disrupting my court or call EMS if you cannot.

by Free The Egg February 28, 2019

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Supreme Court Special

The Supreme Court Special is the name you give to a drink you have roofied.

That chick turned me down. I made her drink into a Supreme Court Special so I can Kavanaugh the fuck out of her later tonight.

by Frank Grimes 2018 October 11, 2018

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Candy Courting

When candy is used to get closer to a girl for a sexual encounter or possible relationship; The act of offering candy opens the door for further conversation with the person you are interested in.

That Ray is coming to the office every day and offering candy to Wendy. It's quite obvious that he is infatuated with her as he keeps "candy courting" her with that sweetmeat.

by Lime5 February 26, 2014

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