Zain control

The ability of a girl to control one's penis by making him hard at any time she desires.

Originates from the Hebrew word for a dick, Zain.

-Holy shit man! How'd you manage to have sex six times a day??

- Idk man, this girl's got a zain control over me!

by Barco Polo April 27, 2020

Controlled mistake

When people so perfect, so prestine, so accomplished, and immaculate; mess up just so they can see what it's like.

Evan: you just face timed me?

Joe: I didn't mean to

Evan: way to fuck up

Joe: sometimes I like to know what it's like to make a controlled mistake

by Jsquared4.0 December 9, 2012

Colbert Control

When you have ultimate control over your facial movements when presented with absolute hilarious situations/moments. The flawless poker-face.

Sally had Colbert Control when she convinced the drunkest group of people at a party that she was being hunted down by vicious ninja bears and that she needed their help.

by misszombie June 1, 2011

Controlling the action

Controlling action - to control all aspects of your day at Jamberoo action park.

Rob: Hey Barnes, you see Nick was getting whistled constantly out there?

Barnes: Yeah he wasn't controlling the action.

by jamberoo December 9, 2012

Booze control

Driving home perfectly after 10 pints

Don't worry Steve, I've activated booze control

by G1XXY August 11, 2016

Janky Controls

A mixture of bugginess, minor glitches, strange animations, bizarre control schemes and any other number of possible occurrences or abnormalities.

Fix the janky controls, friend! This could be a great game, those controls though..

by tKzp3ukghUvFnjkF February 28, 2022

Ground Control

The person in the group (who is either sober or (more rarely) uses the drug so much it hardly affects them) who watches over the others who may be under the effects of drugs, usually hallucinogens like shrooms or acid. Their job is to watch over everyone and make sure they’re safe. Most of the time, their job is to keep you from having a bad trip (panic attacks and stuff) and maybe acting rash.

“Just bagged some shrooms, who wants to be ground control?”

by iamthesandguardian September 24, 2023