Chris

Chris is very scary sometimes but he is also very gay.
He has a lot of top energy and he is probably into BDSM

Samuel: Chris please
Chris: Aagghhh the intoxicating smell of the graveyard!!!

by CrispyNewts March 17, 2020

Chris

In short, for Christian, Chris is an excellent person to be around, especially with a surname that starts with 'R,' which stands for Romantic. Rarely have 'F' as a middle name, which stands for Funny. Christian F---- R--------- will be the ideal human being in anyone's life. Especially ones with blue eyes and curly hair are almost extinct. So Please grab hold tight on them when you encounter one.

me: hahhhhh I think I am in love with his big blue eyessssssssssssss...... he is so romantic and funnyyyyyy............
friend A: OMG is his name Chris?
friend B: Dont tell me his surname starts with R and middle name with F?????????
me: Shut up!!!!!!! How do you guys know!!!!!!!

by KoreanHotPotato November 23, 2021

Chris

You probably just wanted to look up your name but now you found this definition and you feel sad

If your name is Chris than you are a male homosexual who tries to fit in but in never works

Oh my Jesus Chris stop being such a Chris it’s just fucking annoying

by Kakyoin fucking dies October 28, 2019

Chris

(a) A brilliant, perfectly shaped penis sometimes sold on the black market.

exp1."John Holmes had quite the chris on him."

"Yeah,you dont see many people with chris like that anymore."

exp2."Im telling you girl that boy has some good chris!"

by ghettomomalover February 3, 2010

Chris

Fuckboy

Chris is a fgt fuckboy tbh.

by fgtprincess January 21, 2015

Chris

A ruggedly handsome individual that has swimable eyes and a sharp jawline. He also cannot dance to save his life and he cannot think for himself. The only cure is to find a friend companion with Aries or Picses as their astrological sign. His pride will hurt him in the end. He will be fit for a long lasting marrage with the person that can get past his many vices.

That boy, Chris, has a lot going for him.

by Eatshit. May 10, 2014

Chris

Generally a two-faced faggot liar who says he will do something and blow it off. Only uses girls to his advantage because he has nothing going for him. Once a girl gets close they will run away because he's a piece of shit. It's easier to know a chris from distance because they will say just about anything but never back it up. Usually only a good friend, but not a good lover or relationship person. They will suck you dry for all your worth then shit on you in the end. You think you can trust a chris but you are only doing yourself harm. They are really doing some two-faced shit behind your back and you don't even know it.

-"Wow she was with him for two years?"
-"Yep and he was cheating on her the whole time"
-"And why does she feel bad"?
-"Because he's a chris"

by BestGuyEverPeriod. July 4, 2012