inverted chili dog

The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.

I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi September 3, 2008

Chili Dogging

Chili dogging is the process of slicing one penis open like a hotdog bun and putting another inside. Then you put a third penis in a meat grinder and grind it up like ground beef, laying the ground penis on top of the penis hotdog. You then take a third, homeless penis and scrape the smegma off, then have it cum on top.

Dude, we gotta go chili dogging tonight!

by Cumbungus November 5, 2020

Chili dog

When your penis is in someone ass crack with vomit on top of it

Wow John B, you're lucky you got chili dogged last night by your girl.

by ChiliDoggin5569 March 7, 2022

Chili dog

When you fuck a girl in the butt and then you pull it out and put it in her mouth.

I'm going to fuck you in the butt and then give you the chili dog.

by Spincity352 August 23, 2017

Chili Dog

The act of inserting a straw down ones urethra, preferably a male, then proceeding to use it as a funnel to insert crushed chili down the shaft
(in my experience, most funnels are too big, but you can go all out since it’s chili you moron)

that’s some big dick energy if you decide to make a Chili Dog then fuck a girl

by whipdabatrondidurmom April 19, 2019

Louisiana Chili-Dog

When a girl shits on your dick.

"Dude.. My girl let me do anal last night.."
"Oh, sweet! How'd that go?"
"She gave me a Louisiana Chili-Dog.."

by Chili-DogBot March 9, 2019

Russian Chili Dog

The Russian Chili Dog is when someone defecate on their partners chest especially between a female boobs then have sex with it. It is also similar to a Cleveland Steamer.

I gave my wife a Russian Chili Dog last night.

by squadron 16 2013 the truth January 20, 2025