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upside down cheesecake

when a naked woman does a handstand while you get on a ladder and the guy (or girl) has diarrahea on her and then jizzes so it looks like a upside down cheescake.
by Craigsmells April 17, 2009
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Cheesecake Toothbrush

Word used to describe the inside of a bachelor pad bathroom cabinet/sink that has been left uncleaned for a lengthy amount of time, causing the buildup of toothpaste/hair/shaving cream to be everywhere around and possibly on toothbrushes in this area. This combination, when left untouched for any long length of time can become the consistiency of cheesecake.
Carly: "Oh my god my boyfriend's sink was so cheesecake toothbrush this morning it made me puke"
Sarah: "You might have to rent him a pressure washer to clean it all out"
by coldapache February 24, 2012
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Strawberry Cheesecake Sloppy

A sexual act where two people (at least one male) engage in oral sex. The person giving the fellatio waits until the recipient is climaxing, then bites down on the base of the shaft and begins scraping upward, essentially degloving the penis.
"Why did you get put in the hospital last week?"

"My girl gave me a Strawberry Cheesecake Sloppy."
by DeutschKonig December 7, 2024
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Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.
A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"
by n1qq4s May 31, 2017
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Cincinnati cheesecake

This is where the female takes pancake mix and pours it over and inside of her vagina and over her anus and butt while the man sticks his penis in a tub of cream cheese when he ejaculates the hot juices fill up both areas of the female while he slides his juices and the cream cheese inside of her
James wanted to get charlotte a rose for their date but she asked for a Cincinnati cheesecake instead
by Peelerway2021 May 11, 2021
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Cheesecake

A giant dumpy possessed by a man
“Dang - he’s got that cheesecake.”

Yeah you can tell he hits glutes
by cdr30721 May 31, 2024
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certified cheesecake

absolute badman cheese cake, above all the other, this one stands out ontop
yo have you tried this cheese cake?

yeah g thats a certified cheesecake!!
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