dick cheesecake 

a cheesecake comprised solely of dick/ball cheese.

"For a million dollars would you eat a dick cheesecake?"

"With that uncircumcised shit, it wouldn't take you long to make a dick cheesecake."

dick cheesecake by jessie hxc March 16, 2008

Mandarin cheesecake 

When your are shagging a chinese girl and about to cum punch her in the nose and cum all over her face

I gave Ming Lee a Mandarin cheesecake last night

Mandarin cheesecake by Hateface January 14, 2008

strawberry cheesecake 

the act of placing a strawberry in a girls mouth and then ejaculating on it.

Not to be confused with a strawberry shortcake.

As Julia held a strawberry between her lips Matt gave her a strawberry cheesecake.

strawberry cheesecake by schizomorphic May 25, 2008

Cherry Cheesecake

Having sex with a female virgin, and then making her lick her blood, semen and your own semen off your cock. An absolutely disgusting practice.

That bitch was so stupid she actually ate her cherry cheesecake!

Cherry Cheesecake by dennis November 20, 2003

Hollywood Cheesecake

A favourite after-hours prank in Hertfordshire.

Take a bird back home after a night out. F*ck her doggy-sytle and unleash your load just in time for your best mate to bust out the wardrobe and punch her in the face!

Hilarious.

"Next time I'll hide in the wardrobe and we'll give the dirty slag a Hollywood Cheesecake!"

Hollywood Cheesecake by Xandah April 29, 2007

Guadalajaran Cheesecake 

method involving a japanese/black/german/american indian/black guys dad and a redneck with a powermullet / scullet

guy 1: yo remember guadalajaran cheesecakes
guy 2: yea i get those from Uchimoto's dad

Guadalajaran Cheesecake by SCULLET February 5, 2005

dirty cheesecake 

when you fuck a girl in the ass then pull it out and stick it in the middle of a cake and make her eat it

dude, last night i gave your girlfriend a dirty cheesecake and she liked it!

dirty cheesecake by J R Writer March 20, 2007