Douche Belt

A term/system allowing for identification and quantification of a person's douchiness, with degrees from 1 to 5 indicating subject's progress toward a state of ultimate douchebag-dom.

"Hey, check out that jackass with the muscle shirt and tribal band tattoo, leaning against his spotless 4x4 truck that's obviously never been taken off-road."

"Yeah, I see him. Third-degree douche belt right there."

by Mattsooee October 10, 2012

belt of green

A green belt created by Leapercauns. It's is usually found in magic portals in Ireland.

Leapercauns wear this belt of green. I keep it in my magic closet

by Bread eater :) November 29, 2013

Belt On The Shelf

A Weapon Used In Psychological Warfare In The Early 80's & 90's.

The Urban Version On Elf On The Shelf, Used To Persuade Kids Into Good Behavior.
The Mere Sight Of It Drove Fear Into The Hearts Of Every Boy & Girl.

Made Mostly Of Top Grade Leather, Although Synthetic Fabrics

Or Vinyl Was Always An Exceptable Substitute. The Silent Babysitter.

Originated In New Bedford Massachusetts By Cape Verdean People !

" Stop it, Momma Is Not Playing With Us You Big Dummy, Don't You See That BELT ON THE SHELF ? "

by Outlaw City Graffix © March 21, 2016

reflective belt

A reflective belt is the iconic symbol that unifies US military members in brotherly anger and hatred. It is the symbol of everything nonsensical. It is the most well-recognized banner of the Global War on Terror. Leaders think it makes you invincible and they convince n00bs that they are invincible while wearing it. Accountable for countless injuries. Also known as an "invincibility belt."

"Dude, where's your reflective belt? We're in a war zone you know..."

by Swiftshade April 7, 2016

Turtle Belt

An elastic band (or other improvised object) used to close off the end of an uncircumcised penis at the point of ejaculation in order to quickly and cleanly move from your location.

I had to grab a turtle belt and run to the bathroom so I didn't stain the new couch.

by Redh00d4 May 3, 2018

Side Belting

The act of fat blokes wearing their belts with the buckle to the side so that it doesn’t dig in to overhanging stomachs.

“I have been able to sit up straight in a chair since I started side belting instead of just laying down eating biscuits”

by Johngefc June 25, 2021

belt pride

belt pride is that where an individual makes sure their shirt is cleanly tucked in, allowing their belt to seen in plain view.

Hey check out Garrett's shirt. Why does he have it tucked in like that? I can count the notches on his belt from here. Yea he has some good belt pride going...

by dariat28 December 19, 2008