Do you believe in God?

Not an incoherent question akin to "What color are musical notes?" It's ridiculous to try and frame it as such. Ridiculous and dishonest. A desperate and dishonest attempt at regaining lost dignity.

Hym "The question 'Do you believe in God?' Is not an incoherent question. Jordan Peterson tried to frame it as such but only to undercut the fact that his answer was NO. His is right the 'to believe in God' is not simply 'to accept a set of axiomatic presuppositions' but rather 'Have all axiomatic presuppositions informed by the perceived existence of a creator deity who has on several occasions interacted with human.' So, when I ask whether or not you believe in God, I'm asking "Within the confines of your solipsistic sphere of subjectivity... IS THE CREATURE WITH YOU?' THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS JORDAN! You KNOW that's what it means... AND YOUR ANSWER WAS NO!"

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

Believe in rape

Hahahahaha how do you BELIEVE in rape!? It's not a thing you believe in! What!? Hahahahaha.

Hym "Ok for context this governor is addressing the leaked GOP messages and she claimy that they 'believe in gas chambers and believe in rape.' Like, what the fuck are we even talking about here? The tooth fairy? Those aren't 'things that people believe in' and I don't think being flippant about either of those thing somehow translates to you needing to deny me the credit and money I deserve so you can get me to stab a little girl. It does make MY THING look a lot more ALLOWED. It makes it look like my thing is allowed and your thing better not fucking be allowed. Right? That's what I saw. That's what it looks like to me."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2025

I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe

I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe

I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe

by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025

I can't believe it's not flubber

I can't believe it's not flubber is Hot chick with fat girl personality. Super cool and acts like she has no clue she smoking hot.

I met this smoking hot chick the other day and she was super cool. I can't believe it's not flubber.

by DrFuck February 10, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>I DO Not Believe Salma Hayek Has Nice Toes<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>I DO Not Believe Salma Hayek Has Nice Toes<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>I DO Not Believe Salma Hayek Has Nice Toes<.7.9.7.6>

by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Sake's Believe's War On Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Sake's Believe's War On Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Sake's Believe's War On Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?

You should be acting in accordance with my propositional ethic regardless of what you (it's funny I actually typed "I" instead of "you" initially because I still mix up pronouns from time to time) believe! That's what I do! Act out propositions that I don't actually believe! And I don't even do that! I do whatever I feel like doing and then try to get people to accept propositions (without thinking) I don't actually believe!

Dr. JerpPeej "WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?"

Hym "I do. And I guess my fans. Which is why I don't like when this is trivialized. It's an insult to my fans that I cannot abide! I mean, look at you. Reading this. I'm not making you do this anymore. You clearly came here (where this is I don't even know how you're seeing this) to see what I had to say today. You might think it's brilliant and put it in your tv show and/or movie. You might ad lib it on set and send chills down the spine of your co-worker. You might use it to recruit interns. Either way, thanks for... reading? Does this count as watching? Viewing? I don't know. I'm getting off topic. How cares what I believe? Me. How are these beliefs working for me? They're not stopping me from doing anything. YOUR beliefs (on the other hand) ARE doing that..."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2023