Closet dick

A male who appears to be friendly but turns out to be a massive asshole when you really get to know him

I thought he was a really nice guy, but he's secretly a massive closet dick.

by fooddetector December 14, 2014

closet librarian

one who displays librarian-like tendencies despite their best efforts to hide them; in fact they usually make no efforts to hide them whatsoever.

Niles Crane (from Frasier) is a closet librarian. There are many others who have not yet come out.

by NOTMYNECK August 13, 2007

closet rack

The act of a woman hiding (taping down) her breasts to make people think she's a boy or man.

Hey Bob, Did you see Hilary Swank on the Oscar's Show last night in that low-cut see-through dress?? Man, she's got huge beautiful Mogambos!!! I can't believe that she had that 'closet rack' in the movie 'Boys Don't Cry'! I'm so happy to see that 'they' finally came out! Those titties are truly 'Million Dollar Babies'!!

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

Closet Cunt

1. Noun
-A girl/woman who is falsely kind, yet is secretly a total bitch. Someone who you are probably obligated in some way to maintain a friendly relationship with but actually despise.

2. Verb
-To lock a cunt in a closet.

1. That girl I work with is a total closet cunt. She likes to act friendly but does things to make my life hell.

2. I found a cunt and locked that bitch in a closet.

by mother.goose July 10, 2010

thanos in the closet

a hilarious phrase that quackity made when he was doing his "awful furry discord servers" video on youtube.

WHY DID YOU TELL THEM ABOUT THANOS IN THE CLOSET

by God 0f hyperdeath February 24, 2019

closet bitch

A girl who appears to be very nice and friendly but is secretly extremely hateful and dislikes everyone whom she pretends to be nice to.

Austin was convinced Anna was an angel until she slapped him in the face for no apparent reason, that's when he realized she was a closet bitch

by barrettday69 March 16, 2010

WoW closet

The closet your friends come out of when you start playing World of Warcraft and they admit they've been playing for years.

Average Guy: Sooooo......I, ummmm,......started playing Wow

Jock friend: Dude!!! i have all the expansions!!!

Onlookers: That jock just came out of the WoW closet!

by anti nerd December 19, 2010