The John Witherspoon Basketball Squad was usually not the best. The 2019-2020 team was the best of all time. The team put up historic numbers. Running point, Alex had the most wide open layups in league history. Shooting guard, Remy had insane numbers all around, he had the most 3’s in franchise history and the highest 3’s% in league history. Small Foward, Pasquale has set the record of most techs and most fights in league history, he averaged about 4.2 fights per game. At Power forward, John Robert was a really good player, he got recruited to play in New Hampshire. John Robert had the most blocks in league history with 11.3 per game. Starting center was 6’ 9” Jihad. Jihad was one of the best centers in league history as he averaged 24.2 rebounds per game. This starting 5 was amazing and there bench also was really good as they put up the most numbers for being on the bench. This squad was coach by the one and only Coach Carter (AKA 🛒 👂). One of the reasons why Witherspoon played so well was due to the massive fan section. Some fans gave Alex some Gobstoppers, this gave him the energy he needed. The fan section was helpful because they always made tons of noise when the opponents were shooting. The best part about this team was that after the games ended, Carter would play a game in the locker room, it was dodge ball but with markers and only Carter could throw them. Carter ended up winning coach of the day one day. This is a season for the books.
I don’t wanna play against the John Witherspoon Basketball Team because they will fuck me in the ass.
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Get the San Diego State Basketball mug.The subbing policy of failures. Instead of rotating team players throughout the entire game to constantly provide the team with "fresh legs" and speed to wear the other team down, only the starters are played. With constant subbing, you will improve the skills and dynamics of the entire team. If you do not sub frequently, you aren't improving all of your players and therefore you are not coaching all of your players. Although the starters typically are the best players, after 3-4 quarters most of them look like they are going to throw up or pass out. Once the first string of players is worn down to the point of complete exhaustion, at last a coach will sub in new players. Since these players hardly ever get any play time, they are unable to meld into the team's dynamic easily. One mistake and these subs will be pulled out. Starters do not trust them because they aren't used to playing with these team mates although they too can be excellent basketball players.
So there you have it- starters die of exhaustion, new players come in, no one on the team can do anything right and the game goes to hell.
Happy coaching guys!
So there you have it- starters die of exhaustion, new players come in, no one on the team can do anything right and the game goes to hell.
Happy coaching guys!
1st quarter:
Fan 1- Wow the players are doing great!
Fan 2- Agreed! Check out that 3 pointer!
2nd quarter:
Fan 1- Amazing defense!
Fan 2- Agreed.
3rd quarter:
Fan 1- Jeez, that girl looks like she's about to hurl.
Fan 2- Oh finally! Some subbing! GO TEAM!
4th quarter:
Fan 1- Maybe if there was some more frequent subbing, the team would be more successful in situations like this. The girls obviously aren't trusting each other since they're not used to playing with each other.
Fan 2- This is the Basketball Anti-Sub Policy at its best. We're screwed.
Fan 1- Wow the players are doing great!
Fan 2- Agreed! Check out that 3 pointer!
2nd quarter:
Fan 1- Amazing defense!
Fan 2- Agreed.
3rd quarter:
Fan 1- Jeez, that girl looks like she's about to hurl.
Fan 2- Oh finally! Some subbing! GO TEAM!
4th quarter:
Fan 1- Maybe if there was some more frequent subbing, the team would be more successful in situations like this. The girls obviously aren't trusting each other since they're not used to playing with each other.
Fan 2- This is the Basketball Anti-Sub Policy at its best. We're screwed.
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