Autism Or ASD is a disorder idc how it happens but lemme tell you how cool this is!! Dude I can fit SOOOOO much info in my brain I’m so good at spelling!!! I can also tell you the fnaf lore , the X-men lore, the quicksilver lore, the science behind why people are attracted to serial killers, random things I read when I was 6, and so much more!!!! People may think we’re stupid because we’re awkward but that’s a common misconception we just need a little more help sometimes! We’re actually smarter than the average neurotypical or ‘normal’ person. From your local autistic citizen
Autistic person:hello
Neurotypical person:why aren’t you making eye contact?
Autistic person:oh it’s because I have autism .
Neurotypical person:oh so you’re a retard and stupid
Autistic person:well no actually I-
Neurotypical person:BLAH BLAH BLAH RETARD
Autistic person:???
Neurotypical person:why aren’t you making eye contact?
Autistic person:oh it’s because I have autism .
Neurotypical person:oh so you’re a retard and stupid
Autistic person:well no actually I-
Neurotypical person:BLAH BLAH BLAH RETARD
Autistic person:???
by Gay_simps4peters February 18, 2023
Get the Autisticmug. by Tyler Kenny June 23, 2008
Get the quarter autisticmug. Terrible internet where every time you sign in It almost immediately logs you out forcing you to log back in every 10-20 seconds.
I hate my local library due to its autistic wi-fi. every time I look down at my phone I'm disconnected from the internet.
by _somedoot_ November 24, 2018
Get the autistic wi-fimug. 
While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.
Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
by The professional definers June 8, 2025
Get the Autistic wanna-be Voldemortmug. A male or female that have Re-fuck glasses that make there eyes bigger then a RightNut and talk like a ghetto fuck face. Sometimes they are shorter then a premature boys cum shot.
by Free Ya Boi Shmurda May 28, 2018
Get the Autistic Goofy Assmug. Convenient Autistic Cousin is a (Theoretical) relative, usually between 4-7 year old who is autistic once you tell someone that you are Autistic.
Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.
Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.
Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.
Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.
"Oh I'm Autistic by the way"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"
by RockCat89 April 9, 2024
Get the Convenient Autistic Cousinmug.