Assassination of Abe Lincoln

For all you history and nature buffs out their. Also needed an uncanny ability to make that pussy squirt. When you find yourself in the middle of a threesome, proceed to preform the Abe Lincoln on one bitch. When done, and your cock looks like a cold turkey, proceed to go shoulder blade deep in the other cunt. Make it happen, alright, then when a squirt's coming on, light your pubes, which are now pasted to the other bitches face, and let the magical vagina flow put the flames out. If you feel the need to washup, use some vagina juice for yourself and take a polish shower. When you wake up in the morning, it will look as if you reneacted the assasination of abe lincoln with squirt guns. A take on the flaming amazon and abe lincoln.

I went to my friend Tom's the other day, and it looked like he reenacted the Assassination of Abe Lincoln with super soakers. He aced that one bitch right in the face.

by Fletch is 6'9 with the afro April 1, 2009

High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock

One who is bi-winning and comes from a grand wizard master.

"Dude, you know my buddy Scott? He is a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock."

by mjgriffin August 23, 2011

Pink Go-Go Assassins

A video that is somewhere on the net but no one will tell me where it is

You Pink go-go assassin, "you killed my father"

by v-Q November 24, 2003

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

Assassin's creed IV: Black Flag is the 6th installment (7th if you count liberation) of the popular game franchise Assassin's Creed. It follows the life of the pirate Edward Kenway and his adventures in the west-indies.

Person 1: Dude, have you played Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag?

Person 2: Yeah, I think it's great.

by Klein Duimpje December 7, 2016

I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo

AlphaReborn being killed by KKTheEmo

AlphaReborn is being killed by KKTheEmo "I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo"

by Ecliptist July 8, 2023

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

Babyfaced Assassin

A dude that has a babyface that gets the job done : even better than a regular assassin.

Yeah that dude AJ ; yeah the one who's also called HBKBTW , he's really a babyfaced assassin.

by Cody Rhodes not Roads November 27, 2019