Alligator

a furry snake that chews on Bunnies. it is the only thing capable of standing up to a cat. this fuzzy rodent can scratch you from 200ft away. if you crouch and hold some cooked salmon to it you can tame it within 3-6 tries. once tamed it will show floating hearts. but be careful. alligators chew on people.

small child: oh my frickity frakin' crap! an alligator!
fuzzy friend: hello my child, come closer...
small child: ok

and they lived happily ever after.

by Randomchao5 November 13, 2019

Russian Alligator

When you pull out of a girl who is laying prone as you are having sex with her, you cum on your stomach and chest. She lays there until it dries then she picks it off and eats it like potato chips.

If you love me, you would do the Russian Alligator

by PEEGARGLER September 13, 2025

Alligent

The greatness of the greatest and as collective they are strong, talented and good looking.

That alligent team!

by Duran-14 May 8, 2018

Bizarre alligator

a species of alligator found inside of local school lunches

aww man another bizarre alligator in my lunch!

by rottenbean June 28, 2022

Alligator fuck

When you're on top having intercourse as a male. You are so fucked up ( but still hard )

She then man handles you and flips over on top of you squeezing the life outta you. Then proceeds to fuck you.

She alligator fucked me

by Dragon 1212 April 26, 2017

Alligator

An animal with 3 letters in it’s name.

Name a animal with 3 letters in it’s name, you said Alligator!

Survey says “0.”

by V8sforlife July 3, 2023

Beaten with an alligator

When a guy gets his penis stuck in a plastic you alligator and beats a chick in the face. To properly be beaten with an alligator you must he wearing alligator boots.

He is into some freaky shit. Ever since I have met him all he talks about is me being beaten with an alligator.

by Shshssbbs June 8, 2015