tegan kirby

The prettiest most stunning girl ever. Kind. Can be an utter bitch when she wants to. Cries herself to sleep every night and has liked the same boy for ages.

Person 1: Tegan Kirby is there

Person 2: run while you still can

by Slags and slugs May 28, 2020

Kirby

A human being who's mere presence creates insecurities for every girl and their dog. A Bewildering person, they have an inconceivably vivacious personality, that never fails to illuminate their acquaintances lives. Their personality traits also include being tenacious, powerful, suave and perceptive, leading to both academic and sporting excellence. If you ever meet a Kirby approach with caution as they will make you hate yourself almost as much as you will come to love them.

It's so unfair! No matter how much I work out, I'll never have ankles as nice as Kirby's!

by fghjkloiuytrf May 1, 2022

Kirby picture

If you receive a picture a Kirby from a female. This means she probably thinks you are attractive.

Drew: I have nice hands
Angela: *kirby picture

by Redcockrock248 July 8, 2021

Kirby is a baby game

The last words that he said

Arthur: Kirby is a baby game

*gunshots*

Reporter: After 2 weeks Mr. Arthur was found dead on his home, some report hearing: "Kirby is a baby game" as his last words before hearing the gunshots

by anonymous Zelda fan. September 12, 2021

Kirby

Kirby (Noun): the act of not showing up for any reason when invited to an event at someone else's house.

Mark pulled a Kirby when Rich invited him over last year. He then pulled another Kirby this year when Ed invited him over.

by Sepher One April 28, 2024

Kirby

When clapping her hard from behind and her wig falls off and you put it on while continuing to hit it.

Oh girl's wig fell off last night and I had to pull a kirby.

by Macdoe September 27, 2021

Take a Kirby

To take a shit before a major event.

Patrick proceeded to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022