Doctor Octagonapus

How idiots spell "Doctor Octogonapus".

Person A: Have you seen the Lazer Collection!?
Person B: Yeah, I have... I like Doctor Octagonapus the best lol
Person A: It's F*ING SPELLED "OCTOGONAPUS"!!! With an O, not an A!!!

by haiyyu October 29, 2011

Doctor Octopus

Mad scientist archenemy of the superhero Spider-Man; originated in Amazing Spider-Man #3. Named because his powers consist of four robotic tentacle-like arms, which were welded to his body in a laboratory accident. Played by actor Alfred Molina in the second Spider-Man movie. A much better supervillain than Venom, in my opinion.

All superheroes have archenemies: Superman has Lex Luthor, Batman has the Joker, and Spider-Man has Doctor Octopus.

by The Master Planner February 25, 2009

slop doctor

A person who is unusually dirty, scummy, or all around nasty

man, did you smell that fucker?
Yea, he's one hell of a slop doctor

by thunder balls November 29, 2009

Doctors Interview

Giving your boss the excuse of a doctors appointment when actually going to a job interview.

Employee: Has anyone seen Dan today?
Boss: He said he had doctors appointment, but it sounds to me like a "doctors interview".

by Loofy July 27, 2013

Doctor Doofenshmirtz

The one that pulls the strings. The most powerful scientist in the world. Even by writing this I am putting myself in danger of being destroyed by one of his weapons. Nobody knows what is HIS next plan. HE is like the illuminati but on steroids.

All hail the mighty Doctor Doofenshmirtz .

by small niBBa May 15, 2018

Doctor Jennys

A quirky, sexy controversial new kind of female physician who offers chardonnay vaccines to treat and prevent COVID rather than the current FDA approved options. Doctor Jennys recruit patients using ride share apps and Bumble. Doctor Jennays are known to casually vape during patient consultations or sip on white claws during examinations. Doctor Jennys are the Covid 19 update to the naughty nurse cliche whose unorthodox vaccine methods are sending many clients to rehab with COVID.

“Yo my new doctor is one of those Doctor Jennys bro, she didn’t remember I was her Uber driver last week and invited me up for a hookup then had no idea who I was when I came in for my COVID vaccine. For reals she vaccinated me with white wine instead of the COVID vaccine, winked then asked if I deliver for Uber eats on my way out.”

“Dr Jenny will cure all of your ailments and then some haha”

by #stayholm February 7, 2022

Doctor Chin

A doctor who does plastic surgery on himself and others to gain their double chins. :))))

Ew your double chin looks horrendous! Go see Doctor Chin for a replacement

by Hyun-Jae May 21, 2020