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smut butt on a putt putt

(southern U.S.A. slang, non derogatory)An african american (male) riding a motorcycle. Black motorcyclist on a budget, usually older model ragged looking cruiser with loud pipes. Don't race one, the smut butt on a putt putt will usually outrun you.
What was that blur that went by with an awful noise? It was a smut butt on a putt putt.
by FIrepig January 18, 2006
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FFS Smuts Backup Palace

Possibly the greatest internet forum on the World Wide Web. A heady mix of music, chat, gossip, nerdiness, fashion, and diabolical intrigue guaranteed to keep you glued to your keyboard for weeks. Run by the fragrant and devastatingly beautiful Smut, the Backup Palace houses such legendary figures as the might Krburg (god of music and porn), Gemma Golightly (always in a happy spliff-induced daze), the guitar uber-geek Phil Fuckmeiknowmystuff (Cool Gang Leader), rock steady Craig (the rock's Rock), Arthur Fat Fingers (forum apple whore), Crimson Dob (the drinking woman's crumpet), the frightening Knobrothtear (faustian nightmare extraordinaire), Hong Kong Jack (flying the flag at the end of the Empire), "Hoops" Dunkin' Duncan (emo maestro), Maccyl "My Arms Are Not Long FFS!" MacCool (long-armed wonder), Bangmycock (Leeds Lothario), Joe Allatsea and Sam Gouldylocks (super nerds!), Le Girl (style maven and super nerd disciple), Shola (FFS!), Gobby "They're not Neu! tho!" Weasel (forum pariah and all-round legend), and Carmine (Legal Eagle). The Backup Palace includes such awe-inspiring sections as the Snootch to the Bootch club (the best downloads on the internet), the truly amazing Babyjib (cor! what a looker!)'s Fashion Boutique, the Geek's Club, Upcoming "what time is everyone getting there ffs?!" Gigs section, and the rubbish anti-Arsenal Zenon's Sports Emporium (run by Zenon who doesn't get a mention here because he is a spud sucker). There are no doubts: truly the greatest Forum in history
An Average Day's Posting on FFS Smuts Backup Palace includes:

I told Reece that i wasn't gonna give him blow-job's no more ad he told me that was fine and could I do anal insted. I said yes - the Legendary Babygal (R.I.F.P.)

I once faced having the chop (though I should have had it anyway being Jewish) but I didn't have to in the end because the Canestan worked - the Mighty Gobshite Yarbles
by Anonymusketeer July 28, 2008
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the season in which it is available for a man to take a smut (slut) away from another man.
During smut snatchin' season or s^3, Sponge managed to get with 5 girls who were already dating guys.
by Telly DOEnut March 21, 2009
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A term for slut coined by an anonymous interviewee on an episode of the Radio Rookies podcast by NPR titled, “Online “Shaming” A New Level of Cyberbullying For Girls”
“She was the sort of smut smitty skip skap skallywap.”
by maeinthemiddle January 31, 2023
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smut

smut is a word used in the Wattpad or AO3 world usually meaning sexual content and fantasies.

It's basically porn usually associated with mens' or womens' sexuality.
It could be comics, movies, shows etc.
"Can anybody help me write smut?"
by tokyo/lavender July 26, 2022
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Schrodinger's Smut

(Not to be confused with Schrodinger smut)

In which something is simultaneously the horniest thing you'll ever read and just barely erotic.
"Dude just read the horniest wireplay fanfic!"
"Don't those just involve people making robots horny by twisting some wires?"
"ya it's so erotic"

"So some ol' Schrodinger's Smut"
by Penny Cat August 20, 2025
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Smut

Smut is a mid-genre between dark and hitech psychedelic trance. It is characterised by the typical darkpsy, bottom-end throb-groove, whilst also progressing quickly and constantly amongst a precise array of top-end hat/snare goodness — frothed mostly by the hitech hooligans. It is rare for smut to exist outside of the 156 - 170 BPM prime sex-zone. But, there are exceptions. Precision dirt, perhaps.
“Hey mang, dope smut set yo! That tickled me rather comprehensively.”

The only thing this doof is missing is some thuesty fresh smut!”

“Smut, or GTFO!”
by Lili Barratt January 5, 2018
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