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Linda

A short-tempered narcissist who’s only morally allergic to eggs. Often threatens punishment with broccoli or bananas or denying people their milk. Stubbornly ignorant on a lot of matters. Haley Tee
She’s such a Linda.
by FamLauren December 6, 2023
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Linda

Best Volleyball player in the world. Also very kind and beloved. BUT People also really like to blame her for everything...
by Matty Tatty July 3, 2021
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linda sweating

what do you mean you can’t get on fortnite? i was looking forward to linda sweating!”
by mowmow1177 March 16, 2024
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Linda

Linda, a basic bitch who likes to ruin people's lives. A whore and an ugly female who only thinks of herself
"oh who is that girl?"
"oh thats Linda, she is a bitch, don't talk to her."
by jomamasougly October 6, 2022
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Linda

She's sweet and smart and a goddess to humankind and she will tolerate stupidness
Linda is the sweetest, smart person and she's a goddess so her own kind she will not take a nonsense or stupidness from any man.
by anonymous September 9, 2021
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Linda

1. A Linda is a really cute, short, blonde chick who—because of her good looks— believes she is the best thing that ever happened to Life since sliced bread. The seemingly positive attention she gets from both men and women creates a Rare Beast out of a Linda wherein everyone she comes into contact with becomes a tool for her to use and abuse any which way she can.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.

3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
Q: How do you know when a Linda is lying?
A: When her lips are moving.
by hipslickcool October 30, 2020
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Linda

Person 1: Oh I got a Linda! How did that happen?
Person 2: Do you wanna find out?
by WeLoveGeeseBecauseISaidSo March 5, 2025
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