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Kris Guštin

24 year old guitarist of the popular Slovenian shagedelic band Joker Out. Joker Out were the Slovenian representative for Slovenia in Eurovision 2023.

He is half Dutch and is for some reason seen as a lesbian icon. Don’t ask my why that’s the case, I just know I never agreed with anything more than this.

Is known to wear sweaters with a bunch of holes in it, no matter the weather and is the best friend of Bojan, another member in the band.

May or may not be bisexual.
I met Kris Guštin yesterday! He is a lot taller than I imagined him to be, but just as handsome!
by Aceofspader March 26, 2024
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kris

annoying kid that sits in front of me in ela and never shuts the fuck up. (he also looks at babys asses)
kris is a child molester
by hvilee December 6, 2021
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Kris

A verb, originating on tiktok by ‘@kardashiandramadaily’, to Kris someone is filming a ‘normal’ video and then switching to a sped up video of Kris Jenner dancing to the P!NK song ‘Lady Marmelade’
Oh no! That is the fourth video in a row I’ve been Krissed 😭
by krisjennerofficial June 13, 2022
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The Kris-Ted effect

When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.
Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect
by Kj7770 November 21, 2023
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The Kris-Ted Effect

When two handsome, polite guys go out for a nice time, and rather than objectify women and demonstrate toxic masculinity to the entire bar, they make friends and get free drinks.
I had such a great time at Mario’s, and because of the Kris-Ted effect, I didn’t spend a dollar!
by Kj7770 November 17, 2023
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