Karen was born between 1982-1993. She drives a silver 2003 Volvo and uses two parking spots. Her hair is either a pixie cut or a bowl cut and is usually combed to one side. Karen is between slightly overweight to obese because she bullies fast-food managers into giving her free food. Typically this is done by threatening to report them for racism. Karen has two sons and a daughter, named Tim, Hunter and Elizabeth. Both sons are violent and out of control. They throw tantrums when they don't get a 240g bag of lollies because Karen needs to use the coupons to buy nappies for her princess. Karen will make her either suffering or equally as awful husband change Elizabeth, of course because she doesn't want to wipe a shitty asshole. Elizabeth's breathing is noisy because Karen refuses to believe that Elizabeth is allergic to the undercooked eggs she forced her to eat this morning. Karen will have a fit when told that the coupons expired in 2014 and even if it was valid, she was still quite short of money due to the full sugar cokes, cigarettes and huge bags of junk food. "Fuck the sugar tax", Karen moans. "Bring me your manager! I'm gonna get you fired!" She yells at the sobbing teen behind the counter. The manager bans Karen from the store as bystanders call the police, video her and post it on social media, or starts typing up the story on r/entitledparents. Karen is forced outside in handcuffs as her kids are brought home by her husband.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.
"I'm breaking up with you, so you should give me half your things!"
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."
fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."
fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 5, 2021

White middle aged women with short blond hair usually homophobic and refuse to were a mask because "there vaccinated"
by Jimin stan July 28, 2021

Imagine you wake up in the morning, and you feel a sudden urge to suddenly be a dick. You decide to be a total boomer and try and ruin as many lives as humanly possible. The verb to define being a masochist at being a jerk. You enjoy others pain. You divorce Dave, take the kids, treat them as your slaves and have a weird Karen Haircut. You are the ultimate devil and evil goat god
Dave: My wife divorced me and took the kids!
Me: She was Karening! What a Karen! You should also learn how to Karen
Me: She was Karening! What a Karen! You should also learn how to Karen
by WeirdoIng April 16, 2020

by Please do not the cat October 31, 2020

(n);/ (adj) Typically derived from the soccermom/boomer type of female. Gets loud for no reason and seems to place blame on anyone and/or thing that she does not agree with. Karens have been scientifically proven to bee mutating into subspecies for example the new breed of hybrid SecurityGuard/Karen species that is usually spotted at places of gathering like strip malls and outdoor flea markets.
Beware, this species has also been reported to be taking on the Male form although still under investigation, the studies seem very accurate to the reports.
Beware, this species has also been reported to be taking on the Male form although still under investigation, the studies seem very accurate to the reports.
by ILOVEURHAIR July 2, 2020

A Karen is typically a middle age women, with a short pixie haircut, who complains loudly and obnoxiously on the internet for being called Karen. They want to speak to the manager. It could also refer to anyone that creates drama over something that's unnecessary, and trivial. Members of the gay community often refer to drama queens as "Karens".
OMG, Lucy is such a Karen! She complained quite loudly and obnoxiously all night that she wasn't being served her food immediately in a busy restaurant. She asked to speak to the manager.
by joebearly July 27, 2020
