Wack a noodle

When a male pulls of his pants and smacks his ding dong (dick) in hopes to impress the girl or guy of his dreams.

Omg! Did Jequeese just wack a noodle!

by Jequeese July 14, 2019

wack tastebuds

if your name is BRAYDEN...i'm sorry😔
you may need to get your tastebuds checked by a doctor or sumn cause uhhhhh.......

GRAPES ARE BETTER THAN PEACHES(example of wack tastebuds)

by By:caitlin September 4, 2021

wack smellington

1. casually cool.
2. not cool.

Wow, that drawing of Sirenhead is pretty Wack smellington!

by Jotaro Joestar the 69th January 26, 2022

wack as soup

when something’s super crazy it’s a more flavorful way to say that’s wack

man those dogs be wack as soup

by that wack as soup guy June 28, 2022

wack fuck

a state of mind or being that is so incredibly fucked in any direction, positive or negative, that there are no words other than “wack fuck”

“the Republican Party is so fucking wack fuck right now”

by toasted_ac February 28, 2023

Wack Attack

When someone gets way too high, and freaks out slightly. Symptoms include paleness, sweating, loss of the ability to open your eyes, and a desperate desire to no longer be high.

Josh: Dude, is Sam ok?
Joey: He is Wack Attacking.
Josh: Oh... Shall we fuck with him?

"Fuck... I'm ok... I'm ok... Its just a Wack Attack."

by Beentherebeenhigh August 26, 2009

wack attack

An unstoppable urge to play with your penis, it can be brought on by seeing pretty girls on the street, seeing a hottie on tv or remembering a great scene from a porno...etc.

"Dude where'd you go?"

"I was watching Power Rangers and the Pink ranger gave me massive wack attack, I had to go and take care of it."

by Larocs June 17, 2007