That's a visual catalyst to my tastebud irrigation

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.

S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a visual catalyst to my tastebud irrigation

by D:)))) August 14, 2022

visual idiot

(1) Someone who sends a message despite the fact that some words are written incorrectly and underlined in red color.

(2) Someone who does not distinguish colors like a daltonist, but also has a problem with distinguishing shapes.

(1) You can call me grammar nazi, but you should correct the words since the browser highlights errors in red. Unless you're visual idiot...

(2) I told you to bring a silver kettle, and instead you brought a red pot. You're visual idiot.

by Lulzy Town April 11, 2020

visual learner

When you're functionally illiterate and despite "visualizing" can't seem to comprehend anything requiring abstract thought.

Dylan failed high school chemistry because he failed to read the textbook or work through any of the practice examples. Being a visual learner staring at balls and sticks did not teach him stoichiometry.

by JamesReady420 October 9, 2023

visual bug

A bug that nobody has any need/funds/decency to fix, so it's declared "visual", as in "you can see it, but we won't fix it."

"Yes, thank you for finding this bug. Since the bug is clearly visible, it's just a visual bug, and we think that's fine. Is there anything else we can help you with?" -- Tony2555, Customer Support

by aberklar November 21, 2021

visual wanking

To stare at hot girls wishing you were man enough to go and talk to them.

Dude, stop that visual wanking, you look like a creep.

by Mystery with style May 7, 2015

Visual testicle

A visual testicle is the opposite of a visual spectacle. It consists of something that is horrible to look at.

“Did you see the new Transformers movie? It was a visual testicle.”

by MrBenjaminJingles April 10, 2023

Visual Nag

An unspoken look of disapproval for a non-action or incomplete task

I had one cigarette in 5 hours even though I’d agreed to quit after 40 years of smoking … My partner saw me enjoying a smoke and gave me such a Visual Nag!

by ATF001 September 23, 2021